HAVING RACED halfway round the world in a month, the foot was easing off the accelerator as we closed in on London and our last day on continental Europe started in the laziest of fashions.
Day 33 was heralded by snores, stretches and yawns with nobody awake in the Shine suite of the Luxembourg Parc hotel until gone 9am – except, of course, bionic Mrs S.
This tells its own tale of mental and physical exhaustion: apart from SuperMum, we are all dead beat.
Yawn…stretch… do we really have to get up?
And as sure as eggs is eggs, hand-in-hand with exhaustion comes terrible behaviour. The punishing schedule of the Long Trip Home is to blame rather than the stolid Shinettes. Rules will have to be put firmly back in place once this adventure is finally over, but for now it is about getting through each day.
Today’s breakfast was, pound-for-pound, just as chaotic as yesterday’s with Ben winding everyone up and Kitty on super crotchety form.
We somehow got to the end of it with nobody sin-binned or red-carded and remarkably avoided clearing the restaurant with our noise, although a few minutes later found our kind, tolerant waiter sucking feverishly on a cigarette outside.
We had obviously made an impact on someone.
Ben’s favourite colour in Luxembourg Gardens
The highly charged nature of breakfast made a trip to the Luxembourg Gardens a necessity rather than a pleasant distraction before being cooped up again in yet another train carriage, and it was probably the highlight of our trip to Paris as far as the children were concerned. They ran wild in the beautiful gardens and even wilder in the playground by the tennis courts which we’d had to pay to go into which stung a bit, but was well worth it in terms of fun and energy burnt off.
Kitty just took control of the situation, trying out every bit of equipment and bossing her brothers around. She was totally at home on the toy train (much to our amusement) and was so absorbed that she didn’t notice her brothers disappearing to play on the crazy winding flying fox.
All the children appeared back in the hotel room looking as if they had been down the mines or up the chimneys, so Mrs S showered them all and packed whilst I tweaked yesterday’s blog and fished out pictures for it.
Checking out and climbing into our taxi, Mrs S thanked the lovely proprietor of the hotel for our stay lavishing praise on her for the accommodation, apologising for the behaviour of the children (‘don’t worry, they are only young’) and promising to return. The proud smile of the owner turned into a rictus grin as she begrudgingly handed over a business card. I have a feeling the Invincible Shines are not necessarily on her top ten wish list of returning guests.
We made it to the Eurostar with very little drama and thinking we had done our usual arriving at the station with rather too much time to spare, sauntered through an empty check-in and passport control… only to find the other travellers were already on the train. Perhaps we have become too casual at the end of our trip.
Clambering aboard our final train
Emotions were running high, and the whole Gare du Nord experience was a pretty visceral one.
For me it was when we reached UK Immigration Control in Paris and were served by a lovely balding Englishman, full of good humour and welcome. It really felt like being welcomed home after a long time away – not just a 13,000km madcap adventure, but eight years of living as a foreigner in someone else’s land.
For Mrs S it was the sight of the Eurostar itself (well, she has become a total train spotter these days). Luckily, as usual, we had our fellow passengers to break the mawkishly sentimental spell.
As we were boarding we encountered the same couple with a little boy Kitty’s age, as we had run into at security. We had been queuing behind them for the X-ray machine but ended up using the one next door since it had taken them nearly 10 minutes to strip down their pushchair and load more Mamas and Papas baby equipment onto the belt than I think it is possible to display in one store.
When we first encountered MumsNet dad he was looking extremely stressed whilst his anxious wife cradled their precious 2-year-old boy.
When we bumped into them again they were waiting to get into our carriage on the train, with another couple with a 9-month-old.
“You’re very brave travelling with a child in the first year of its life,” Mrs MumsNet remarked to the non-plussed parents.
“We’re finding it hard enough with our 2-year-old,” Mr MumsNet pitched in. Mrs S, meanwhile, was finding it hard enough to keep her breakfast down at this point.
Perhaps we were this precious when we brought Jasper to Paris as a baby, but I don’t remember it that way.
We raced through the stunning French countryside: yellow wheat fields, green maize crops and small French villages.
“Hello – there’s a real world out there,” I reminded both boys as their noses got stuck into Minecraft, and the pair of them savoured their last glimpses of France and then the tunnel.
Their smiles when we reached the UK side of the tunnel were genuine and interested and that was lovely to see.
And then we pulled into – what? NOT Waterloo??? St Pancras? Well, that tells you how long it has been since I got the Eurostar, and gives a hint at perhaps how we ended up in Mongolia without a visa and at the Russian border with no valid one.
Note to self – must check tickets and travel plans more carefully.
In any case it is too late now to change the blog from Woodlands-to-Waterloo to Singapore-to-St Pancras… what’s in a name, right?
We felt elated at realising we had made it back and were ‘home’ and this time with no time limit, sad goodbyes or long flights to endure at the end.
It was a day we have all been looking forward to and one Mrs S has been feeling very emotional about, especially knowing how much it means to her mother too.
We were congratulating ourselves on the St Pancras platform platform that we had made it back to the UK in one piece. Snaking towards the front of the taxi queue we were snapped out of our reverie by the sound of Kitty faceplanting into a pillar and splitting her lip open. Lesson: don’t celebrate too soon.
Finally we made it to the Marriot hotel in Swiss Cottage where a major Ben and Kitty meltdown was narrowly averted and we popped round the corner to see ‘white granny’ for the first time all together in a year.
Shattered as they were, the children really pulled it out of the bag for their reunion with Granny and we had a lovely time together. Kitty was very chatty, Ben was keen to get Granny outside and Jasper sat and told white granny and Neeley tales of our trips including details I’d felt sure had been lost on him.
We had tea and cake and ice lollies and played football in the sun and then it was time to go.
Where’s my son gone? Is it too late to sign him up for Singaporean military service?
One last push through supper in Primrose Hill and then the boys collapsed into bed and Mrs S disappeared downstairs to see her great old friend Yael.
So this was it.
Back in London. Strange and, for now, comforting. Though whether things live up to expectations or wanderlust sets in again, who knows?
There will be one more post to follow when we have had time to digest and reflect on the last 33 days, but for today, it was a case of survival.
And we survived.